Location Ratings

What sort of impression did your hometown leave? How does it rate in comparison to the rest of the country? Wonder what route our trip will take? So do we!

Along our journey we will be rating as many towns, cities, and random locations as we can. (Wherever that may take us) Below is a description of our somewhat erroneous but potentially accurate categories. It is basically impossible for a town to score a full 100, given the contradictory nature of some of the categories. That said; if you don’t like what your locale comes out as……well we all have something to work on for the future!

1 ) Culture-y-ness: 6 ) Deliciousness:
  This is where we rate the colorfulness, in a cultural sense of each location. A strong historical presence and plenty of variety is sure to help your town rate high.   This is based on the taste component of things comsumed and/or provided by residents. (This is key to our happiness and probably will effect the rest of your rating to some extent)
2 ) Philanthropy: 7 ) Loveability:
  Basically; how well collectively your town treated us during our stay, however brief it may have been.   What is the general love-factor of a given place? We will find out and let you know!
3 ) Attractiveness: 8 ) Memorableness:
  This one is pretty much self-explanatory. It is based on how pretty your town and/or residents are. (In a purely physical sense)   This one is simple; whether we will remember your town or not. (Let’s hope it’s the first option)
4 ) Smart-osity: 9 ) Good At Fighting: (Consolation Prize)
  Do you believe in the cause of the Canadian Albino Giraffe? Think twice before you answer!

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  Whether we think your town’s residents would potentially be good at fighting. It does not necessarily mean that we have tested out our theories. However, if you tried to fight us then chances are your town can use all the points it can get.
5 ) Navigability: 10 ) Sings With Strangers: (Bonus)
  You would think this would be straight-forward to understand. Yet based on some of the places we’ve been getting around is a feat in itself.   How willing are your residents to sing along with strangers? (We would prefer not to have to guess on this one…just pretend no one is listening)


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